My ideal Inbox

Things I wish to see when I check my mailbox in the morning:

1. A full freeship award letter from Duke/ Tuck
2. A pre-approved VISA without having to appear for interview
3. No work at office
4. My manager mailing me that since there aint much work, I can go on a paid vacation for my last two months
5. A mail from a fellow admit saying all my housing needs have been taken care of and I just need to get my $@# in there

Alas! If wishes were horses...